Chelsea v West Ham United, Saturday April 23rd Live at The New Oxford 9.30 a.m.

We have a civilized kick-off time of 9.30 a.m. on Saturday for our match against the Happily Hammered, sorry, that should have read 'appy 'ammers.

Man U are home to Everton at 4.45 a.m. our time on Saturday and Arsenal are away to Bolton on Sunday at 8.00 a.m.

See you at the New Oxford for the Chelsea Slammer breakfast and points for the prize draw.

C'mon you Blues!